Terima kasih Anwar, kata Tun M

Me: My, I want to pour my heart out. If you care to listen, I’ll belanja you latte.

Myself: OK, what?

Me: My, all this talk about the DAP converting Malaysia to a Christian State is a load of bull. But I think it’s true that the DAP is becoming too strong for comfort. They will win all their seats this PRU14. The Chinese voters have never wavered from supporting them come what may.

Myself: Yeah, that’s true.

Me: Which is very worrying because, despite their claim of being multi-racial, they are really Chinese-dominated.

Myself: So?

Me: So we must tell all the Malays and all the Muslims to avoid it like the plague. It’s a Chinese party. Join Pas or Umno instead.

Myself: Hmm. Nah, I think the most logical thing to do is to ask all the Malays and Muslims especially from UMNO and PAS to join the DAP, not run away from it. That will end Chinese domination and turn it into a Malay- or Islamic-dominated party, whichever you want it. And if it becomes the strongest party in Pakatan, would you mind?

Me: Wow, never thought of that. But what if it does not happen? DAP remains Chinese? And PKR, Amanah and Bersatu are buddies of DAP in Pakatan. And they are not likely to be as lucky as the DAP in this PRU. The DAP will be the Big Boss in Pakatan, having the most seats, overlording the other three parties. So that’s why you’ve got to reject the whole Pakatan to ensure the end of the DAP!

Myself: No, no, no, Me. Actually, that is the very reason you should give your solid support to all the three Malay/Muslim parties PKR, Amanah and Bersatu candidates, so that they will overwhelm the solid DAP in Pakatan. And by that the interests of Islam and the Malays will be much, much, much better taken care of. Because in a Pakatan government, you have three parties looking after Islamic and Malay interests compare to BN’s one, ie UMNO. So to make it simple, this PRU14, just Vote Pakatan, Vote Mata, and you’ll see the future more clearly, ha ha. Wan Azizah the opthalmologist will testify to that, ha ha.

Me: My, you really make sense to me now. Yesss. I’m voting Mata. I’m voting Pakatan. Pakatan all the waaaaayyy. Bye. See you tomorrow.

Myself: Hey, Me. Where’s my latte?

03-05-2018 KL